Ok look, people with two legs get to do a lot more fun things on a trip to Alaska in a small camper than people with 4 legs. Yeah, I guess I had a good time. I got to go out a lot more often than I usually do, but most of the time, I was left behind.
I would sit and wait for hours for them to come back and feed me.
While they were gone, I searched for the food. Eventually I found it, not that it did me much good. It was on a shelf I couldn’t reach, and in a sealed container. Drat.
I could see the food, and practically taste it, but I couldn't reach out and grab it.
That’s ok. Little did they know that the minute they were gone, I ran up to the bedroom to snooze on their pillows. They hate that.
I’m a CAT for crying out loud! I need my caves! They had to empty out most of this cabinet just to make room for me to lay down. Hey, that’s not my fault!
I mean, really…. I don’t ask for much. When Paul flew to California for a wedding, I wanted to go with him. Was that too much to ask??? Apparently it was because I sure didn't get to go.
I’ll give them a little credit for trying to keep me entertained. They actually managed to find my favorite toy in a store in Canada. That was good for about 5 minutes of fun.
Somehow they thought it would be “fun” for me to work for my food so they put it in a little ball that would spew it out one piece at a time. But only IF I rolled it around. Boy, did that get old fast.
Of course, occasionally they would let me outside, and I would supervise whatever activity happened to be taking place. I’m a great supervisor.
I guess the scenery was pretty good in Alaska, when I got the chance to pay attention to it.
A lot of times I was too busy untangling the leash from the rocks and chairs that someone was inconsiderate enough to leave lying around.
There sure were lots of mountains and tons of lakes with fresh, clear water in Alaska.
I love drinking from the lakes. I even learned how to stand on the rocks, so I didn't get my paws wet (ok, someone may have shown me how to do that).
I had a really good laugh the day I escaped. I headed over to a nearby bush and tried to get to a nest of little moles. I just wanted to play with them, but someone figured out that I got out, and put me back in the camper before I could introduce myself to my new friends. A little while later, I watched the mommy mole pick up her babies, one at a time, and move them to a different bush! Gee, was it something I said???
All the activity tires me out and I have to take a nap. I take a lot of naps. They call them “cat naps”.
Very cute and well done Dozer. Glad you had a good time. Soon you will be in your big camper.
ReplyDeleteWhat an excellent job you did, Dozer. I know exactly how you feel. I have been through all your trails and tribulations. My parents are good to me too though. They play with me and take me outside when they aren't "sightseeing"...whatever that is. I am glad one of my feline bloggers finally posted. I was getting tired of reading about all the humans and their activities. Your friend in mischief, Bella Weaver.
ReplyDeleteGlad you got to go to Alaska and didn't get et. I wanted to go to Alaska but they wouldn't take me. I'd just head that way in the middle of the night while they're asleep but I can't reach the pedals. And they're SO proud of their opposable thumbs. Just makes everything hard...
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Stupid humans. My human parents don't realize how boring life is for me either sometimes. Maybe you and I can hang out in Q this winter.
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Grady.
That was GREAT. I hope you don't mind, I shared it on Facebook. I have a lot of cat lover friends. Me too.
ReplyDeleteAs a former owned by a cat human I enjoyed this.
ReplyDeleteDozer you did a superb job of sharing your Alaskan adventure. I'm sure sorry your folks wouldn't let you play with the mole family.
ReplyDeleteHey Dozer buddy, I feel your pain. My human decide to move some place new, fortunately not as small as your new digs. There would barely be enough room to stretch my wings in that place.
ReplyDeleteIt sucks about the food being locked away, that's so inconsiderate. Maybe they could get you a plant to nibble on? Mine is basil, I'd be happy to share.
I can't believe they wouldn't let you play with the mole family. I guy needs a few friends to play with. I at least have a few friends, another bird and some yellow circles, they don't say much but they are very good listeners.
Next time you are on the internet check out my new place.
CJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vqrXBlnR8M&feature=youtu.be
A D O R A B L E !!! Steve and I laughed at every photo and comment. Way to go, Dozer!!
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